Hating this elephant

Normally an animal lover,
to be fair I own two dogs
and a cat
but in the last few days,
my new pet has been an elephant,
Sitting squarely on my chest.
Thankfully the niggling cough that
Fidgets it’s fats ass
Up and down
Has now settled to an occasional bark,
Much like that of one of the dogs.
But still it’s sitting there
Waiting for any sign of exertion
Where by it snuggles in alittle deeper
So my lunch wants to revisit
And I feel the need to sit
So glad my backside rivals it’s own or comfort would be difficult
Unfortunately with a long run necessary this evening
I am one cross elephant owner
I really want it too leave.
Suggestions welcomed.


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